German ROTC Circa 1942
CORPORAL ERNST: Yes, commandant, of course I’ll escort the Berensteins to the showers. They are dirty? Oh, those showers. They are spies? Nein? They kill our soldiers? Nein? Because they’re [SPIT TAKE] wha-wha-what??? Har har, the commandant makes joke. Nein? But Commandant von Scheitzel, Ernst just join army to pay for community college degree in accounting. Some of my best friends are—I mean, one shower coming right up!