YOU: “In front of theater. It’s 1.”
YOU: “Still in front. It’s 1:05.”
YOU: “Saving seats. 1:08.”
YOU: “Previews just started. 1:10. WTF?”
YOU: “You’re missing amazing trailers!”
YOU: “Burlesque just started. 1:21. Hustle!”
YOU: “Best movie I ever saw alone! I hate you.”
INT. HOSPITAL - EIGHT YEARS LATER
THEM: “Just got out of coma. Hit by car. My bad.”
Not your bad.
He would’ve booked those two tickets to paradise one way.
Decidedly not still in paradise.
It’s unusual to see the subject “porn actor” used with the verb “comes” in this context:
HIV-positive LA porn actor comes forward
This picture is unrelated to the story, but somehow it feels right.
If your employer’s secret santa gift exchange spending limit is twenty dollars, the only gift you can give that will satisfy everyone is twenty dollars cash.
"Thanks, but I'm already able to pick up hot pots without burning myself."